Thursday is the new Friday

"Thursday is the new Friday" I heard my boss say that yesterday, probably in explanation to someone as to why he hasn't hardly worked a Friday this year, including today. I guess it could happen, things are changing everyday... And even though it doesn't look, feel, smell or act like something, we like to force it to be.
Pink is the new Blue: I encourage this one, pink is a very favorable color, it compliments, softens and adds flare to things. It also speaks of confidence for those men who are not afraid to show this side of themselves.... If you pop your collar, get your eye brows waxed and other "primping" things than you might be...
Metro is the new Gay: This is for those guys who don't swing that way, but admire and care for themselves as much if not more than some women. I like this one too, there is no longer a reason a guy needs to be a slob or care less about how he looks and men find they get a certain kind of attention - this trend might have gone out like bell bottoms, but I don't think women will let it die so easily... I call the Metro look also the Abercrombie look.
0 is the new 4: Size apparently matters. The skinny stars and super models are tinier than ever. Marilyn Monroe was not a small waisted diva, she had some curves and was the Icon for sexy. A lot of older day art also has the woman's body displayed with curves as well. If you are a size 0 there is nothing to show for sexy. I notice that size 8 (my size) is usually the size missing off the rack, all I can find hanging there is sizes 0 thru 4. My interpretation is there are more 8's than 0's.
There are so many more, you get the idea. I wish the Thursday one applied to me. I could use the extra weekend day.